There Will Be a ‘Twins’ Sequel
In “we ran out of ideas so we’re just going to start cashing in on nostalgia from the 80′s” news, there’s going to be an unnecessary Twins sequel. You know that movie that starred Arnold Schwarzenegger...
View ArticleArnold Schwarzenegger as Santa Clause
The only thing that ran through my mind when looking at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s white goatee was “please let him be preparing to film a follow-up to Tim Allen’s Santa Clause 3.” Not that that’s...
View ArticleArnold Schwarzenegger’s Mom Was Worried About His Posters of Oiled Up Men
Former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sat down with ESPN’s 30 for 30 Shorts. One of the things he mentioned was how, as a child, the posters in his room of half-naked oiled up men worried...
View ArticleArnold Schwarzenegger Has a New Action Movie ‘Last Stand’
One of the most comforting things about an Arnold Schwarzenegger action movie is you know exactly what you’re going to get and it’s not range. It’s simply a man with an Austrian accent blowing sh*t up....
View ArticleA Very Special Christmas With Arnold Schwarzenegger
In this classic clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger, he explains Christmas in Austria which is a little different than in America in that the Devil shows up and terrorizes the children before Santa comes....
View ArticleAhnuld Returns at the ‘The Last Stand’ Premiere
Arnold Schwarzenegger makes his triumphant return to starring roles in The Last Stand. It’s currently tracking 100% at Rotten Tomatoes but, to be fair, there’s only six reviews. All nostalgic for...
View ArticleArnold Schwarzenegger Did an AMA
Arnold Schwarzenegger did an AMA on Reddit yesterday to promote The Last Stand. The former governor, Olympian and maid impregnator doing an AMA? Awesome. Well, sort of. It was awesome up until the...
View Article‘The Last Stand’: Austrian Walker Ranger
You’d think that with two terms as governor, a humiliating sex scandal, and dozens of cringe-inducing one-liners behind him, Arnold Schwarzenegger would be content to just kick back on a beach in...
View ArticleThere are Arnold Schwarzenegger Sex Pictures
After buying a bunch of storage lockers after Penthouse founder Bob Guccione went bankrupt, a man discovered an old photo of a “young Arnold Schwarzenegger” performing a sex act. No word on what the...
View ArticleThis Is How You Interview Arnold Schwarzenegger
Journalists, take note. This is how every interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger should go. With the reporter just saying iconic quotes from Arnold’s films in his best Arnold accent while Arnold himself...
View ArticleVitali Klitschko and Arnold Schwarzenegger are Exchanging Topless Selfies
Shortly after Vitali Klitschko tweeted a topless selfie imitating Arnold Schwarezenegger with the caption, “Ish … . Lol. Trying to catch u since I’m 12,” Arnold responded in kind tweeting a topless...
View ArticleWatch Every Arnold Schwarzenegger Kill
In case you missed it, here’s a compilation of every kill that Arnold Schwarzenegger has made throughout his movies. It’s around 30 minutes of, as the YouTube comment put it, nothing but violence....
View ArticleArnold Schwarzenegger Wants You to Feel the Burn
Arnold Schwarzenegger went undercover at Gold’s Gym dressed as Howard to promote health and fitness and the After-School All-Stars program. That meant giving everyone at the gym encouragement and...
View ArticleArnold Schwarzenegger’s ‘Sabotage’ Trailer Looks Like Fun Mindless Action
The red band trailer for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Sabotage debuted today and, while it looks pretty dumb, it also looks like fantastic mindless action that brings you back to the old days of...
View ArticleArnold Wants You to Crush Things With Him to Benefit the After-School All-Stars
Arnold Schwarzenegger loves crushing things. Especially with tanks. Blurays, bubble wrap, taxi cabs, pianos, you name it. But what he enjoys even more? Sharing his love of crushing with others. That’s...
View ArticleThe Fartzenegger Mashup Is Ridiculous…ly Awesome
You know what would make an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie even better? In addition to the over the top performances by the Austrian sexual deviant? Fart noises. Someone must have realized this and made...
View ArticleArnold Schwarzenegger Really Isn’t Dead, He Just Looks Like It
Get on the prank train. Arnold Schwarzenegger started the press hype for Terminator: Genisys, out July 1st. This time, Ah-nold went to the world famous Madam Tussauds wax museum, pretended to be a wax...
View ArticleArnold Schwarzenegger to Belittle Future ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Contestants
Retire ‘You’re fired!’. There’s a new Celebrity Apprentice host. Ahhhnold. The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzegger, plans to shoot down contestants in future seasons of the reality show. “I have...
View ArticleDe Niro Snubs Photo With Schwarzenegger Because Trump
Considering Robert De Niro sees no difference between Donald Trump and the flat out batshit crazy Dr. Strangelove villain General Jack D. Ripper, it makes sense he wouldn’t be too crazy about anybody...
View ArticleTrump Snarks About Inferior ‘Apprentice’ Ratings, Schwarzenegger Retorts With...
Donald Trump is sabotaging himself to get a chance to diss Arnold Schwarzenegger. Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got "swamped" (or destroyed) by comparison to the ratings machine,...
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